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TECHNOLOGY
AI Depicts Elvis as He Would Look Today
If he never had any work done.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: 90% of Paper Straws
Contain Toxic Forever Chemicals

So you'll know what to blame when your date drops dead sipping a root beer float.
 
EDUCATION
Report: ChatGPT Could
Help College Applicants

Could help them get admitted, pass their courses, graduate with honors, all without learning a damn thing.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump's Mug Shot Expected to Become Second Most Popular Photograph of All Time
Second only to photo of him behind bars.
FEATURE
What percentage of people living in Latin American countries say they would prefer a non-democratic government if it solved their problems?
   A )  15%  
   B )  20%  
   C )  25%  
   D )  54%  
Hint: no, this was not a survey of Republican presidential candidates.
 
RELIGION
Pope Warns Against Reducing Relationships to “Mere Algorithms”
Makes remarks to young, single chatbots.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Japan: Cafe Installs Sleeping Pods
For customers who prefer decaf.

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