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PEOPLE
Trump Announces $100,000-
a-Plate Dinner to Raise Money
for Giuliani's Legal Expenses

“Look, if just two people show up...,” he tells Rudy.
Justice Thomas Releases Official Financial Disclosure Form
This time lists two hundred and twelve tantric massages aboard billionaire's super-yacht.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
  ABC Reveals Cast of
“The Golden Bachelor”

Women (above) aged 60 to 75 vie for attention of 72-year-old man who told show's producers he's loaded.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Proven: Plunging Polar Bear Numbers Directly Linked to Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Not the other way around.
SCIENCE
  Researchers Determine Minimum of 22 People Needed to Colonize Mars
And two dogs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Biden Administration Names 10 Prescription Drugs for Price
Negotiations
Jardiance, Eliquis, eight others picked for their choreography, music, and cinematography.
Mona Lisa's Hands Indicate High Cholesterol, Say Doctors
Her hands will be retouched to reflect normal cholesterol.
HHS Official Seeks to Ease Marijuana Restrictions
“Dude, it's like, time,” he explains.

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