| TECHNOLOGY |
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Quantum Computer Instantly
Makes Calculation That Takes
Rivals 47 Years
Decides to get married. |
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Tesla Drivers Bypass Autopilot
Warning to Keep Hands on
Wheel With Wheel Weights
Silly car going 80 mph thinks your
hands are on the wheel in case of
a sudden emergency, but boy is it
in for a surprise. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Florida: Over 200 Bills Signed
by DeSantis Go Into Effect
Don't Say Gay, Don't Say Nay, Don't
Say Fey, Don't Say Hey, Don't Say
Ray, Don't Say Shmay, and so on. |
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Tourist Filmed Carving
Girlfriend's Name Into Wall
of Rome's Colosseum
Right beneath “Antony Loves Cleopatra.” |
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| SPORTS |
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 NBA: No. 1 Pick Victor
Wembanyama Only 5'11" After
Official Measurement
Turns out French phenom played in
Six-Foot and Under League. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Studies have estimated that a
small percentage of people
incarcerated are actually
innocent. Applying that formula,
approximately how many people
are falsely in jail? |
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A ) |
450 |
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B ) |
650 |
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C ) |
850 |
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D ) |
95,000 |
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| Hint: there are 1.9 million
people in jail, and the “small percentage” is 5%. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Study: Singapore Best State
in World, U.S. 23rd
Ratings weighted heavily toward
those states with the most
citizens in jail for chewing gum. |
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 Microscopic Louis Vuitton
Handbag Sells for $63,000
It's the perfect bag to carry your bitcoins. |
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