PEOPLE |
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Book: Trump Adviser
Stephen Miller Suggested
Blowing Up Migrant Boats
With Drones
Should all other humanitarian efforts fail. |
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MEDIA |
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Zuckerberg's Meta Launches
Threads App to Take on Twitter
On Threads you can criticize Elon
Musk to your heart's content. |
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BUSINESS |
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Great Resignation Over
as Workers Return
Only to be replaced by robots. |
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World's First Electric Flying
Car Approved in U.S., Will
Sell for $300,000
In not too distant future we'll
look up from our traffic jam to
see a flock of flying billionaires
on their way to work. |
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SCIENCE |
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OpenAI Programmers
Promise Superintelligent AI
Will Be Safe
As long as you make nice-nice. |
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Study: Human Groundwater
Pumping Has Shifted Tilt of
Earth's Axis
Explains why you see so many drunks
walking around. |
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Study: Some
Female Frogs Croak to Deter
Males From Mating With Them
Forcing male frogs to hit on princesses. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Half of U.S.
Drinking Water Contains
Forever Chemicals
Public advised to drink only four
glasses of water a day until further
notice. |
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