| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Prediction: In Next
10 Years Humanoids Will Begin
Replacing Humans in Workforce
Most will perform menial tasks
but some, with ChatGPT, will
replace CEOs. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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San Francisco Mulls Giving
Every Black Resident
$5 Million in Reparations
Plus $200 to every hippie. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: English Majors
Disappearing at Universities
Most freshmen choose Influencing
as their major. |
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| FACTOID |
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Harvard Study: 1 in 5
Guns Purchased Without
Background Check
Usually to people “in a hurry.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Gambling on Pro Wrestling
Under Discussion
Iron-bound tradition of good guy
always beats bad guy “could be
problematic,” say insiders. |
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| FEATURE |
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| This week everybody's got an
NCAA bracket. How many different
outcomes are possible in the
tournament? |
| A ) | 775,808 |
| B ) | 54,775,808; |
| C ) | 854,775,808 |
| D ) | 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 |
| About the same odds as winning
the lottery while being struck by lightning and
eaten by a shark. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Germany: Berlin to Allow
Topless Women at Public Pools
Not only that, but the exchange
rate is great right now. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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NASA Tracking Asteroid That
Could Hit Earth in 2046
May require extensive modifications
in all new thirty year mortgages. |
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