| ADVERTISING |
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 Famous Anti-Pollution
Commercial Featuring Crying Indian Retired
The new one will feature a Native
American bawling uncontrollably. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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AI Trained on YouTube, Podcasts
Speaks With Ums, Ahs
And the occasional woof. |
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| LAW |
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Expert: Trump “Won't Face Serious
Punishment” in Stormy Daniels Case
“At worst a mild spanking.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Extremist Violence
Far More Likely Driven
By Rightwing Beliefs
Leftwingers who own guns bring them
to “Antiques Roadshow.” |
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 Study: People
Use Happy Emojis to Hide Negative Emotions
Unfortunately, there's no emoji for that. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How much plastic
waste is in our oceans? |
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A ) |
2 tons |
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B ) |
20 tons. |
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C ) |
200 tons. |
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D ) |
2 million tons. |
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| Hint: there's 200 tons of plastic
in Walden Pond. |
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| LEXICOGRAPHY |
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Dictionary.com Adds New
Words, Including “Petfluencer,”
“Cakeism,” “Deadass”
Replaces perfectly good words
like “veterinarian,” “baking,” and
“whaaaa?” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New Girl
Scout Cookie Selling for Six
Times Its Price on Black Market
FBI raids Girl Scouts of America
national headquarters, seizes sales
records, computers, and thousands
of boxes of cookies. |
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