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PEOPLE
Blinken Meets With Lavrov
Orders tea for two, “hold the plutonium.”
Elon Musk Plans to Build
Own Utopia in Texas

“It'll put Dr. No to shame,” he boasts.
 
MEDIA
Tucker Carlson Shows Selected
Clips From Jan 6, Calls Rioters
“Sightseers”

Compares insurrection to episode of “Rick Steves' Washington.”
 
PUBLISHING
Trump to Release $99 Coffee
Table Book of Letters He's
Received From Famous People

None of them from district attorneys.
 
BUSINESS
Tesla Under Investigation After Reports of Steering Wheels Falling Off
Company says it will start including a spare steering wheel in the trunk.
SCIENCE
Study: The Richer You Are, the Happier You Are
Even those just paid more for their opinion seem happier than those paid less.
Strange Circles Discovered on Mars
Scientists believe they're the work of “pranksters.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
China Accuses U.S. of
“Stir-Frying” Theories
About Covid's Origin

Demands Americans pick one, from Column A or Column B.
Personality Study: Nice People
Care Less About Money

Experts consider them “easy marks.”
 
FACTOID
Coulrophobia, a Fear of Clowns, is 4,500 Years Old
Before then they were considered quite harmless, if a bit silly.

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