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MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Releases Single "Justice for All" Backed by Chorus of Convicted Jan 6 Insurrectionists
Profits go to lawyers defending Trump against being convicted of insurrection.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Biocomputers Running on Human Brain Cells Could Make AI Obsolete
But human brain cells will most likely want to get paid.
 
EDUCATION
Report: Fossil Fuel Companies
Donated $700 Million to
Universities in 10 Years

Money that will produce the next generation of Lyft and Uber drivers.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Fans Thrilled
With Shorter Games

“The shorter the better,” says one.
FEATURE
A new Pentagon study shows not everyone qualifies for military service. What percentage of young Americans would not qualify?
   A )  7%  
   B )  14%  
   C )  21%  
   D )  77%  
Hint: yet another great reason to avoid another war at all costs.
 
TRENDS
Survey: 20% of Americans
Believe Polygamy Will Be
Legal in This Century

But not same-sex polygamy.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New Device Allows Kissing Over the Internet
Deluxe model with adjustable protruding tongue in development.

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