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PEOPLE
UK: Harry and Meghan Evicted From Frogmore Cottage, Their Royal Home
Furniture, clothing, personal belongings dumped on the curb.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Trial: Murdoch Admits
His Hosts Endorsed Election Lies

“I cannot tell a lie,” he says under oath.
 
BUSINESS
Companies Add Perks Like
Free Beer, Pickleball to Lure
Workers Back to Office

So far offices filling up with good-for-nothing slackers, “but it's a start,” says one CEO.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
After 50 Years, Campbell's Redesigns Its Soup Cans
Throwing art market into chaos.
SCIENCE
U.S. Regulators Reject
Musk Bid to Test Brain
Chips in Humans

Wary of their safety, and an overly aggressive “autodrive” feature.
  NASA: Hubble Telescope Images Marred by Elon Musk's Satellites
“Too busy to do anything about it,” Musk tweets from his Tesla.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Psychedelics May Help
People Reinvent Themselves,
Ditch Bad Habits

And update their wardrobe.
Coming Soon: Human Augmentation With Robotic Body Parts
Your right hand literally won't know what your left hand is doing.
Eli Lilly Cuts Price of
Insulin by 70%

Hopes move encourages more people to become diabetics.

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