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PAGE THREE – FEB 27 - MAR 5, 2023
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ART
  On Dutch Reality Show,
Professional and Amateur Artists
Compete to Recreate Vermeer

Winner is celebrated, then arrested for forgery.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Mercedes Cars to Be Equipped
With Supercomputers

They'll predict complex weather patterns, decode encrypted messages, and change FM stations.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Hears Challenge
to Google, Other Web Giants'
Handling of Information

Justice Thomas sees “definite bias against conservatives” by adult movie sites.
Georgia Grand Jury Foreperson Indicates Trump, Others Will Be Indicted
She indicates it by her look of ecstasy when she's asked.
FEATURE
According to data analysis, how often is there a toxic chemical accident in the United States?
   A )  Every six months.  
   B )  Every four months.  
   C )  Every two months.  
   D )  Every two days.  
Hint: to be safe, wear an oxygen mask when out and about.
 
PUBLISHING
Sci-Fi Publisher Halts
Submissions After It's Deluged
With AI-Generated Stories

Many of them about the frightening death of human creativity.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
EPA Chief, Ohio Governor Drink Water Near Train Derailment to Prove It's Safe
All agree they'll never step on another train.

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