Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – FEB 27 - MAR 5, 2023
page three

PEOPLE
George Santos Admits to Piers Morgan He's a "Terrible Liar"
“So terrible I was unanimously elected to the Liars' Hall of Fame,” he adds.
 
MEDIA
European Commission Bans
Staff From Using TikTok
Over Security Concern

No passing state secrets, no cutesy dance videos.
 
BUSINESS
UK: Study Finds 4-Day
Workweek Beneficial to
Employers, Employees

But not the sandwich guy.
 
REAL ESTATE
Metaverse Real Estate
Expected to Grow by
$5.37 Billion by 2026

Early investors hope to get nothing for something.
SCIENCE
Study: 40-Year Decline
In Number of Migratory
Birds Still a Mystery

Though it could coincide with 40-year decline in number of people counting migratory birds.
Discovery: 400-Mile-Wide
Metal Ball at Center of
Earth's Core

Not, as once thought, creamy nougat.
Plans Accelerate to Grow
Food on Moon

Hopes to make it “the solar system's breadbasket.”
 
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we said that former President Trump had gone to East Palestine, Ohio to apologize for his administration's rollbacks that led to the catastrophic train derailment and toxic chemical spill. In fact, he went there to talk about himself and eat at McDonald's. We apologize for any confusion.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 © Copyright 2023 Ironic Times