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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 13 - 19, 2023
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TECHNOLOGY
Google to Unveil Its Chatbot, Bard
Can instantaneously turn any shopping list into Shakespeare.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Food Vendor Apologizes to
Middle School for Serving
Fried Chicken, Watermelon
During Black History Month

Follows apology for serving knishes, gefilte fish on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Study: People Wait 51 Minutes
Before Making Excuses to End
a Bad Date

Usually until after date has paid.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Still in the Lead Among Likely Republican Voters  
 
FEATURE
Donald J. Trump is currently suing author Bob Woodward and The Washington Post, cousin Mary Trump and The New York Times, and New York State Attorney General Letitia James. Others who he is currently suing or about to sue include which of the following?
A )Stormy Daniels for saying his penis looks like a mushroom.
B )Kanye West for calling him “nigger.”
C )Putin for making him look bad by invading Ukraine.
D )Mike Pence for “wearing a wire” and “ratting me out.”
E )The January 6 Committee for “seditious conspiracy.”
Hint: You can't make this stuff up.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Latest Data Show Concussions Up 18%
Attendance also up 18%.

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