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PEOPLE
Elon Musk to Reveal "Master Plan 3" for Humanity This Month
He just has to add a few finishing touches.
 
MEDIA
Study: Steve Bannon's Podcast Biggest Speader of Misinformation
In fact, study commissioned by Bannon just to confirm it.
 
LAW
Book: NY Prosecutors Had
To Prove Trump “Not
Legally Insane”

They eventually gave up.
 
BUSINESS
Trending: Influencers Now
De-Influencers

They endorsed products, now they're suing them.
SCIENCE
ChatGPT Passes Medical Exam
But tells its makers it wants to write children's books.
Study Finds Animals Can
Feel Disgust

Critics say just reading how they did the study is disgusting.
 
Early Hominims May Have Used Sophisicated Stone Tools
They sliced, they diced, they julienned.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Great Salt Lake Disappearing
New signage will identify it as Great Salt Puddle.
 
RELIGION
Church of England Considering Gender-Neutral God
Or, perhaps, a bisexual one.

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