| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Scientists Test
Shapeshifting Robot That Can
Liquefy, Then Reform as a Solid
Fears of creating a Terminator-like
killing machine are overblown,
since such a nightmare is “several
years away.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Virginia: Gov. Youngkin
Slams Schools' “Maniacal
Focus” on Equality
“Next thing you know, they'll be
touting compassion.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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This New Rezvani Vengeance
SUV Has Bulletproof Glass, Electrified Door
Handles, Blinding Strobe Lights, and Squirts
Pepper Spray!
This thing's got more weapons than an
Abrams tank, but it's aimed at soccer
moms who like the extra protection, plus
the added firepower in case another soccer mom
gets a little too mouthy. Buy one for yourself, or
send one to Ukraine! $499,000 (with strobe lights,
pepper spray), at all Rezvani dealers. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Trump Texting, Something
He's Never Done
Unless he eats his phone, his
texts remain accessible forever. |
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Survey: 1 in 6 Run Background
Checks on Their Online Dates
To see if they've been in any
collisions, had major repair
work, or were subject to a recall. |
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| FEATURE |
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| New York Congressman George
Santos has claimed many things
which turned out not to be true.
Which of the following did he
not claim but is in fact true? |
| A ) | He's Jewish |
| B ) | His grandparents
escaped the Holocaust |
| C ) | He attended a
presitigious prep school |
| D ) | He graduated from
Baruch College, where he starred in volleyball |
| E ) | He earned an
MBA from NYU |
| F ) | He worked at
Goldman Sachs |
| G ) | He was a drag
queen in Brazil named Kitara Ravache |
| Hint: It's impossible to play
volleyball in heels. |
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