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PEOPLE
Trump Silent About Pic With Philly Mob Boss Joey Merlino
Philly mob boss Joey Merlino silent about pic with Trump.
About a Dozen Classified Documents Found at Mike Pence's House
Hidden inside about a dozen old, dog-eared issues of Hustler.
 
MEDIA
Meta Lifts Trump's Ban on Facebook, Instagram
But he's still not allowed anywhere near the metaverse.
 
BUSINESS
M&Ms Drop Animated “Spokescandies” After Attacks From Tucker Carlson
Carlson, who advocates bombarding your genitals with ultraviolet light, wields great influence.
SCIENCE
Bad News: Doomsaday Clock Moves to 90 Seconds Before Midnight
Good News: That's 90 seconds before 11 PM Central Time.
Schools Fear Chatbots Will Dominate Online Tests
Some now require test-taker to “verify that you are not a robot.”
NASA Explains Giant Bear Face on Mars
“It's simply rocks arranged in such a way as to resemble a bear's face, although who or what arranged them is a mystery.”
Truck-Sized Asteroid Flies Past Earth in Closest Approach Ever
Tourists on Everest told to “duck!”

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