| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robotic Fingers Can Identify
Common Materials
Then gives a thumbs up, a thumbs down, or flips you the bird. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Average Person Tells
4 Lies Per Day
Number plunges if you don't include Donald Trump. |
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Analysis: It Now Costs
$300,000 to Raise a Child
And that's just for the Bar Mitzvah. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Public Schools Opening
Earlier Every Year
In Iowa, one school opened during last
year's prom. |
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| SPORTS |
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NBA Won't Play Any Games
on Election Day
To allow them to vote for Democrats. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the Office of the New
York State Controller, what was the
average bonus a New York City
banker received in 2021? |
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A ) |
$10,000 |
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B ) |
$20,00 |
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C ) |
$30,000 |
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D ) |
$257,500 |
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| Hint: and they have great hours! |
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| LAW |
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Trump's Lawyers Lawyer Up
His lawyers' lawyers also lawyer up,
and his lawyers' lawyers' lawyers do the same. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 World Faces
Climate Collapse, Social Unrest,
Nuclear Disaster
Extraterrestrials advised to skip Earth,
visit other planets. |
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