PEOPLE |
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Trump Raises Millions Off
Mar-a-Lago Search
Asks supporters to contribute to his KEEP
ME FROM SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE
IN PRISON fund. |
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Musk to Conservatives: Stay
Out of People's Bedrooms,
Stop Demonizing Immigrants
But that's all we do! shouted a heckler. |
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MEDIA |
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Poll: Nearly Half of All Teens
Use Internet Almost Constantly
Almost only because of occasional signal outages. |
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BUSINESS |
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More Employers Track Workers,
Who Hate It Because It's Creepy
Employers like it because it's Creepy. |
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Amazon Buys Maker of Roomba
Will combine Roomba, Ring, Alexa to clean
house, lock doors, provide security, and
companionship. |
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SCIENCE |
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Distant Galaxies Spotted by
Deep Space Telescope May
Be Closer Than They Appear
A warning will be placed on it. |
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AI Predicts What a Metaverse
Future Will Look Like
You'll eat virtual food and never have to blow your nose. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Trained Dogs Can Sniff Out
Covid-19, Prove More Reliable
Than Lab Tests
And they'll do it for biscuits. |
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Study: Over 5.5 Million Americans
Now Use Hallucinogens
They all live in California, near the ocean. |
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FACTOID |
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Study: Average Person Spends
Third of Their Life Online
Much of it googling themselves. |
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