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ART
  Digital Experts Hope to Recreate Elgin Marbles With 3-D Printing
Then, late one night, they'll sneak into the British Museum, switch their copies with the originals, take the originals to Greece and then, late one night, sneak into the Parthenon, dump them, and run.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Neighborhoods With
More Dogs Have Less Crime

And less mail.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Great Salt Lake Hits Historic
Low as Drought Worsens

Locals say “it's down to Brigham Young's ankles.”
 
SPORTS
Scheduling Snafu in Spain: Running of Bulls Held on Same Day as Tomatina
“¡Ay caramba!” says one observer.
FEATURE
As of this week, how many mass shootings have there been in the United States this year?
   A )  11  
   B )  23  
   C )  37  
   D )  311  
Hint: duck.
 
FACTOID
2 in 3 Young Adults Don't
Know Which Country U.S.
Gained Its Independence From

Three in five never heard of the Beatles.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Texas: Christians Start Own Nudist Colony
In preparation for the Rapture.

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