| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Trump
Foes James Comey, Andrew McCabe
Both Audited by IRS
Impossibly, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette
Midler, Robert DeNiro also audited. |
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| MEDIA |
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CNN's New Mandate:
“Journalism First”
Out with the blondes, in with the brunettes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Radio Shack Returns as
Cryptocurrency Platform
Don't send dad there for batteries. |
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Trump's Allies Come to His
Defense After Disastrous Testimony
Heinz spokesman says Trump “never threw
delicious Heinz ketchup or any other fine
Heinz product” against the wall. |
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| TRAVEL |
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London: Mass of Wipes Flushed
Down Toilets Forms “Island”
in Middle of Thames
Tourists add it to Stonehenge, Big
Ben as must-see attraction. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 China: New
Ice Cream Product Doesn't Drip
Best-selling flavor: Asbestos Chip. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Being an Optimist
Adds Years to Your Life
But fewer than those old fools expected,
note realists. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Since Roe Overturned,
Men Rushing to Get Vasectomies
“My body, my choice,” says one. |
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Hangover Prevention Pill
Goes on Sale in UK
Combined with morning-after pill
it makes for a fabulous weekend. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in a story
about the 50th anniversary of Watergate,
we compared Republican leaders at the
time with the “cowards
of today.” It should have read
“lying cowards of today.” We
regret the error. |
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