ART |
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Bust Bought
at Goodwill for $34.99 Turns
Out to Be Ancient Roman
Relic From 1 AD
Store manager: If we knew it was
that old, we would have charged less. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Worker Productivity Sees
Biggest Decline Since 1947
Year padded bra invented. |
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Book: Obama Jealous of Biden
Envies his ears. |
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EDUCATION |
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Survey: Average Undergrad
Expects to Earn $103,880
Starting Salary Upon
Graduation
In reality, average undergrad earns
$28,247 upon graduation driving for Uber. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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New Wearable
Device Tracks Your Health by Gases You
Produce
Although it's easily fooled
by a whoopee cushion. |
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FEATURE |
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According to the most recent
CNN Poll, what percentage of Americans
do not want to see Roe v. Wade overturned? |
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A ) |
13% |
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B ) |
23% |
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C ) |
33% |
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D ) |
69% |
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Hint: C) is their
poll of the Supreme Court. |
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SPORTS |
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80-1 Longshot Wins Kentucky Derby
So unexpected, horse had already been
purchased by Krazy Glue. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Lucid: New Electric Car to Be
Manufactured in Saudi Arabia
Aimed at affluent oil sheiks
concerned about environment. |
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