| PEOPLE |
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| Washington Post:
Three Billionaires. |
 Control Public
Square
As the Founders intended. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Markets in Turmoil as
Uncertainty Reigns
Only stock doing well: Rolaids (RLDS). |
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Report: Era of Cheap,
Plentiful Goods May Be Ending
Era of overpriced, one-of-a-kind
crap begins. |
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Musk Might Charge Some
to Tweet
“But only on a whim,” he says. |
| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Tropicana Introduces Cereal
Made to Go With Orange Juice
Although you'll probably want to add vodka. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Physicists' New Theory:
Universe Will Stop Expanding,
Start Contracting in 100
Million Years
Eventually shrinking down to size of
marble, then roll away. |
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NASA Wants to Send Images
Of Nudes to Space to Attract
Aliens
Though some argue it would attract “wrong
kind” of aliens. |
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 Big Stir Over New Loch
Ness Monster Footage
Loch Ness Tourist Bureau warns tourists
to “stay away” in case
monster reappears. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Florida: DeSantis Signs Most
Restrictive Abortion Law Yet
Bans abortions after two dates. |
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