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TECHNOLOGY
Jet Pack Pioneer Unveils First Flying Motorbike
It could revolutionize biker gangs.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: What You Eat Influences
Your Personality

How much you eat influences your curb appeal.
 
MEDIA
Trump Furious About Botched Launch of His Social Media App, Truth Social
“SAD!”
 
LAW
California Settles Lawsuit
Against Maker of Drinkable Sunscreen

Company agrees to stop claiming it works, and to stop production of its new product, Drinkable Suntan.
FEATURE
How much trash does the average American generate each day?
   A )3.5 ounces
   B )6.5 ounces
   C )8.5 ounces
   D )4.5 pounds
Hint: we don't just throw out salad.
 
NUTRITION
Study: Cricket Juice Healthier
Than Orange Juice

”Start your morning with a chirp!“ say the ads.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Reporter Again Disrupts Russian State-Run News Show
She's seen for several seconds before Fox cuts away.

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