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PEOPLE
Stacey Abrams Makes Cameo Appearance on “Star Trek: Discovery”
She plays an interplanetary candidate for Governor of Georgia.
Facebook to Allow Hate Speech Regarding Russia, Putin
“But what about MY hate speech?” complains Donald Trump.
 
BUSINESS
704 Billionaires Got $1.7 Trillion Richer During Pandemic
Including several who bought masks for a quarter, sold them for seventy-five cents.
Heineken Launches Virtual Beer in Metaverse
Adds disclaimer: pretend you're drinking responsibly.
Russia: Suddenly, McDonald's Replaced by “Uncle Vanya” Fast Food Restaurants
They had just enough time to turn the logo sideways.
SCIENCE
NASA: New Rocket Will Send “Most Diverse” Crew to Moon by 2025
Including “a beautful black woman, a brainy Asian guy, and an asexual fellow with pointy ears.”
Scientists Create a Fabric That Can Hear
“If only it could talk,” says one.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Smoking Decreased During Pandemic, While Candy Consumption Boomed
You may have noticed that your obese, toothless neighbor has stopped coughing.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about Russian oligarchs, we described this super yacht as having anti-aircraft capabilities “equal to that of a small battleship.” We meant to say, “superior to that of a small battleship.” We regret the error.

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