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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 24 - 30, 2022
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TECHNOLOGY
Report: Facebook Developing
Robot Eyeball That Tracks
Where You're Looking

Part of Zuckerberg's Creepy Initiative.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Average Person
Loses 26 Days a Year
To Wasted Time

That's 26 days during which they could have been planted at their desk playing solitaire.
 
TRAVEL
Report: Average American Goes
$400 Over Budget on Vacation

Yes, it's the minibar.
 
POLL
More Identify as Republicans
Than Democrats

Based on hat color.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
M&Ms Get Makeover, Toning Down Sexuality, Softening Male Image
And using less chocolate.
FEATURE
According to a recent poll, what percentage of people who hold graduate degrees say they believe in ghosts?
   A )  3%  
   B )  6%  
   C )  9%  
   D )  33%  
Hint: you look like you've just seen a ghost.
 
EDUCATION
Florida Law Would Ban
“Causing Discomfort” When
Teaching About Race

Would continue to allow causing discomfort when teaching math.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Biden Marks His First Year as President
“Exactly one year,” he declares, then takes questions.

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