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PEOPLE
Biden, After One Year in Office, Cites Accomplishments
“We got rid of the malarkey,” he boasts.
 
POLITICS
Jan 6 Committee Asks Ivanka Trump to Testify
Her father calls it “a ratings ploy.”
 
BUSINESS
Survey: 3 in 5 Believe They
Have an Idea That Could
Make Them a Fortune

All they need is a publicist.
Carriers Reluctantly Delay
5G Rollout After Pressure
From Airlines

Carriers had argued that “a few plane crashes a year” worth tradeoff of “big boost” in bandwidth.
SCIENCE
Richard Branson's Virgin
Orbit Launches 7 Satellites
From Beneath Wing of 747

Each one containing a billionaire.
Tonga Volcano “Once in a Millennium” Event
That's the good news.
Report: Another Mass
Extinction Underway, This
Time Man-Made

Next one will be blamed on robots.
 
Germany: Scientists Train Cows to Use the Loo
But you will need a permit from the city.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Two-Thirds of
Vaccine Side-Effects Just
“Placebo Effect”

Concludes most people are “drama queens.”

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