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AUTOMOTIVE
Volkswagen Unveils Its Retro EV Minibus
Top of the line “Acid-Tripper” is self-driving, with “awesome acoustics.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Fabric Developed That Can
Turn Clothes Into Smartphones

Wait, my hat's ringing.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
First U.S. Aircraft Carrier
Deploys Under Command of
Female Captain

Until now, only men considered capable of saying, “full speed ahead.”
 
LAW
Plessy, of Plessy v. Ferguson,
Finally Pardoned

A separate but equal pardon.
 
SPORTS
Covid May Force Leagues
to Play Games Without
Fans Again

A move encouraged by maker of cardboard cutouts.
FEATURE
A single transaction of the cryptocurrency Ethereum consumes enough energy to:
A )power an average flashlight for 8 minutes.
B )power an average blow dryer for 8 minutes.
C )power an average microwave oven for 8 minutes
D )power an average American household for 8 days.
Hint: buy your next non-fungible token wisely.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Trump Hotel Boosted Prices for Jan 6 Insurrection
Guests forced to pay twice normal price for bottled water, boxed lunches, Trump flags, bear spray.

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