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MEDIA
Texts Reveal Influence of Fox News Personalities on Trump During Insurrection
“In the name of God and all that's holy call off your murderous mob at once!” texted weatherman Buddy Blechman.
 
POLITICS
Dems Still Have Hopes
For Build Back Better

But smaller, lower case build back better.
 
BUSINESS
Apple CEO Tim Cook Received $100 Million in Compensation Last Year
That's a lot of spinning beach balls.
Report: Cryptocurrency Investors Hope to Turn Islands Into
Blockchain Utopias
Where they can live like nerdy kings.
SCIENCE
AI Can Learn Real-World
Skills From Playing
StarCraft and Minecraft

Scientists warn “total chaos” if AI allowed to play Grand Theft Auto.
 
Chinese Lunar Rover Reveals Mysterious “Moon Cube” Merely a Rock
Poses no threat to humanity.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Criticized for Issuing Contradictory, Confusing
Guidelines

Latest one, in Esperanto, calls for wearing two masks on Tuesdays,
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the Justice Department's investigation of the Jan. 6th insurrection, we mistakenly referred to Merrick Garland as “Attorney General Caspar Milquetoast.” We regret the error, an easy one to make.

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