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PAGE THREE – AUGUST 23 - 29, 2021
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TECHNOLOGY
Elon Musk Unveils Tesla's Humanoid Robot
It can perform menial tasks, like driving.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Sniffer Dogs Retired as Marijuana Becomes Legal in More States
Some will be adopted by stoners who keep misplacing their stash.
 
TRAVEL
Disney Unveils Genie+ App
That Allows You to Skip
Long Lines at Parks

Hopes every visitor buys one.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Lawsuit Alleges Subway's Tuna Not Tuna, but “Mixture of Various Concoctions”
Demands company put “Mixture of Various Concoctions” in its list of ingredients.
FEATURE
In a survey, 37% of American men in relationships think their partner is more attractive than they are. What percentage of American women in relationships think so?
   A )  35%  
   B )  33%  
   C )  31%  
   D )  14%  
Hint: most relationships are like sitcoms, with supermodels married to shlubs.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Report: China Floods Social Media With AI Generated People Spreading Misinformation About Vaccines
Folks just like you and me, awfully sincere looking, seem to know a thing or two, maybe worth a listen.

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