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PEOPLE
Marjorie Taylor Greene Visits Iowa to Test National Appeal
She's thinking of running for president on the Monster Raving Loony Party ticket.
 
POLITICS
McCarthy Jokes He'll Use Gavel on Nancy Pelosi if He Becomes Speaker
She quips she'll crush his nuts with it if he doesn't.
 
BUSINESS
With Widening Wealth
Disparity, More Americans
Shopping at Dollar Stores

Some turning to Fifty Cent stores.
Study: 3 in 4 Employees Want to Work From Home Forever
Two in four want to stay in bed forever.
Amazon Expanding Size of Its Physical Stores
Changing name to Gimbels.
SCIENCE
Study: “Bullshitting” Actually
Sign of Intelligence

“Proves my point,” says Trump.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Rain Falls at Summit of Greenland Ice Sheet for First Time in Recorded History
“We needed it,” says scientist living there.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Gamers Burn 420
Calories in 2 Hours Playing
Video Games

Approximately two packs of Skittles.
Study: Toxic Metals Seeping
Into Our Bones, Modern Tech
Making it Worse

But lawyers say it's way too early to sue.
Anti-Vaxxers Refusing Blood Transfusions From Vaccinated Donors
Proudly say they'd rather die.

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