PEOPLE |
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Marjorie Taylor Greene
Visits Iowa to Test National Appeal
She's thinking of running for president
on the Monster Raving Loony Party ticket. |
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POLITICS |
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McCarthy Jokes He'll Use
Gavel on Nancy Pelosi if
He Becomes Speaker
She quips she'll crush his nuts
with it if he doesn't. |
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BUSINESS |
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With Widening Wealth
Disparity, More Americans
Shopping at Dollar Stores
Some turning to Fifty Cent stores. |
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Study: 3 in 4 Employees Want
to Work From Home Forever
Two in four want to stay in bed
forever. |
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Amazon Expanding
Size of Its Physical Stores
Changing name to Gimbels. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Bullshitting Actually
Sign of Intelligence
Proves my point, says Trump. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Rain Falls
at Summit of Greenland Ice Sheet
for First Time in Recorded History
We needed it, says scientist
living there. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Gamers Burn 420
Calories in 2 Hours Playing
Video Games
Approximately two packs of Skittles. |
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Study: Toxic Metals Seeping
Into Our Bones, Modern Tech
Making it Worse
But lawyers say it's way too early
to sue. |
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Anti-Vaxxers Refusing Blood
Transfusions From Vaccinated Donors
Proudly say they'd rather die. |
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