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TECHNOLOGY
Study: Robot's Touch Makes People Happier, More Receptive to Machines
However, when the mechanical hand wanders on to the knee, and up the thigh to the — hey! watch it, mister!
 
LAW
South Carolina House Adds Firing Squad to Execution Methods
Death by stoning tabled pending further study.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Former Trump Adviser Stephen Miller Sues Biden Administration for Favoring Blacks in its Policies
And discriminating against weaselly mean-spirited white guys who “never get a break.“
Olivia, Liam Most Popular Baby Names For Second Straight Year
Only change: Liam now top girl's name, Olivia top boy's name.
FEATURE
There are more mass shootings in the United States than in all the rest of the world many times over. Why?
A )We have more stress.
B )We have more mental illness.
C )We have more homicidal maniacs.
D )We have more guns.
Hint: 23 million sold in 2020, up from 13.9 million the year before.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Hitting at All Time Low
Not since bats were introduced have averages been this low.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Endangered Condors Take Up Residence Outside California Woman's Home
Extinct condors if these pests don't leave,” she threatens.

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