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PEOPLE
Bill, Melinda Gates Announce Split
Each wants to see other billionaires.
Giuliani Wants Trump to
Pay His Legal Fees

Trump wants Giuliani to pay his legal fees.
 
MEDIA
Man Charged in Capitol
Insurrection Blames Fox News

“I should have watched MSNBC,” he laments.
 
BUSINESS
Economic Confidence
Positive First Time Since
Start of Pandemic

It seems like there's a little more food available at the food bank.
U.S. Jobs Report Very
Disappointing

Those who wrote report fired.
SCIENCE
Study Finds Adults Act
Compassionately, Become
More Generous When
Children Around

But not at our southern border.
Major Computing Breakthrough: “Brain-Like” Synaptic Transistors Mimic Human Learning
And they're already on to us.
 
Cicadas Return After 17 Years
They appear just before every major stock market crash, say experts.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC: U.S. Birth, Fertility Rates Dropped to Another Record Low
Suggests nationwide millennial meet-and-greet.
Experts: Reaching Herd
Immunity Now Seems Unlikely

Due to herd stupidity.

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