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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Long Line Forms Outside White House
Former aides seeking a pardon.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Older Adults Remember Past Events With Remarkable Accuracy
“Like it was yesterday,” says one about time before people wore face-masks.
Study: Fears of Climate Apocalypse Preventing People From Having Children
It also doesn't help having to keep six feet apart.
 
TECHNOLOGY
GPT-3, Natural-Language Program, Generates Tweets, Pens Poetry, Summarizes Emails, Answers Trivia Questions, Translates Languages, Writes Own Computer Programs
And it's good-looking and can dance.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Microplastics Found Near Summit of Mt. Everest
Recently designated a Superfund site.
FEATURE
Currently, what percentage of Americans 18 to 29 live with their parents?
   A )  10%  
   B )  12%  
   C )  15%  
   D )  52%  
Hint: “It's like having live-in tech support.”
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: Drinking Coffee or
Tea From Paper Cups May Be
“Seriously” Bad for Your Health

Ask your barista if paper cups are right for you.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump's Hair Goes From Orange to Grey After Election
Although he refuses to acknowledge it.

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