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PEOPLE
Ben Carson Claims Potentially Toxic Plant Extract Touted by MyPillow Guy Cured His Covid
But returns pillow, calls it “world's worst.”
Trump Pardons Turkeys
Grants “complete and total” pardons to turkeys Bannon and Stone.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Netflix's Hit Miniseries “The Queen's Gambit” Revives Interest in Chess
Studio greenlights “King Me,” similar series about checkers.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Takes Credit as Dow
Crashes Through 30,000

Claims investors think Giuliani's latest suit will succeed.
Trump Administration Rushes to Auction Arctic Wildlife Refuge to Drillers
And grants baby seal rights to Ivanka Trump for her luxury line of furs.
SCIENCE
Artificial Intelligence Helps
Spot Outlandish Conspiracy
Theories

With its aid fact-checkers were able to determine Hugo Chavez died seven years ago and couldn't have stolen the election from President Trump, as Trump's legal team claims.
Cosmologists Worry Universe Expanding Too Fast
“That's what killed the cupcake business,” laments one.
 
Utah's Monolith Mystery Solved
“Earthmen put it there,” concludes a panel of experts.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 1.2 Million Medicare
Recipients May Die in Next
Decade Due to Expensive Meds

Fortunately, there's still time for President Trump to roll out his health plan.
More Trial Results Announced in Race to Find Coronavirus Cure
“94.5 % effective,” says maker of Newman's Own Vaccine.

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