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PEOPLE
Melania Trump to Revamp Rose Garden
First thing to go: the roses.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Blocks Donald Trump Jr
For 12 Hours After He Promotes Misleading Covid Info

“Hardest time in my life,” he tweets after ban lifted.
 
FACTOID
Average American Throws Out Over $500 in Uneaten Fruit Every Year
Much of it at opening acts.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Says He'll Ban TikTok
Hopes it stops time, delays election.
Dog-Like Robots to Start Working in Ford Plant
“They're more effective than goons,” says management spokesman.
SCIENCE
Virgin Galactic Unveils Interior of SpaceShip Two Spaceliner
Every billionaire and plus one flies in opulent luxury.
Numerous Mars Missions Underway From Many Nations
Can you blame them?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Botox Injections May
Help Ease Depression

Or at least make it seem like you're smiling.
Wealthy Men Twice as
Likely to Develop High
Blood Pressure Than
Those With Low Income

Finding added as disclaimer on all future Powerball tickets.

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