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MISCELLANEOUS
Ambassador to UK Tried to Get British Open Moved to Trump's Course in Scotland
Offered Boris Johnson dozen golf balls, lifetime pass.
Surprise: Study Finds Eating
Large Amounts of Pizza Not
Damaging to Your Health

Equally surprising: eating a small amount of kale can be deadly.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Washington Football
Team to Be Known This Year as “Washington Football Team”

Despite criticism from those who view Washington as an unrepentant slaveholder.
Dr. Fauci Makes Wild Throw on Opening Day
Accidentally beans HHS Secretary Azar.
FEATURE
According to CNN, in just four weeks President Trump made 41 false claims about what?
  A)Windmills
  B)“The Apprentice”
  C)Obama's golf game
  D)The coronavirus
Hint: it's the one thing you might want to know the truth about.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Pandemic Restrictions Eased in Japan
Annual family gatherings held as usual.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Goal of Clean Air Achieved
Briefly During Lockdown

Unfortunately, everyone was indoors and couldn't appreciate it.

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