PEOPLE |
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Trump Says
He Often Regrets His
Tweets, Retweets
I'm too nice, he adds. |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: Millennials Investing in
Metals, Cryptocurrency Amid
Covid-19 Uncertainty
Hope for windfall after collapse
of Western civilization. |
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Doomsday Bunkers
Becoming Commonplace
Well, of course we're ecstatic,
exults leading maker of doomsday bunkers. |
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SCIENCE |
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Report: Pentagon's UFO
Program May Have Found
Vehicles Not Made on
This Earth
Or they might be late model Studebakers. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: 12% of Adults Still
Don't Wash Hands After
Using Public Bathroom
That's 12% that admit it. |
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Research: Strawberry Ice Cream
Lovers Find Love at 24, Vanilla
At 25, Chocolate at 26
And, on average, rum raisin ice
cream lovers find love at 57. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Sierra Club Condemns Founder
John Muir's Racism
Will distribute Black Bears' Lives
Matter t-shirts. |
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CORRECTION |
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Last week, in describing this picture
of two Niagara Falls Tour Boats, we
said the crowded one at the top was
packed with stupid, selfish Canadians
who have no sense of communal
responsibility. In fact, they were
Americans. The practically empty one
was a few wise Canadians socially
distancing from each other. We
apologize for the mix-up. |
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