| TECHNOLOGY |
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Singapore: Robotic Dog Patrols
Park to Enforce Social Distancing
Get too close and it bites you on the ankle. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trump Orders Border Wall
Painted Black, Adding as
Much as $3 Billion to Cost
And Mexico will — oh, never mind. |
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Survey: 1 In 10 Americans
Believe U.S. Government
Created Coronavirus
“I bet it was those two FBI lovebirds,”
adds the one. |
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| LAW |
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Toilet Flushes in Background
as Supreme Court Hears Arguments
Live on Teleconference
It was first anyone's heard from Justice
Thomas in some time. |
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| HISTORY |
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Paper: Spanish Flu Pandemic
Linked to Rise of Nazi Party
Trump campaign: “Finally some positive news.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| It was announced this week
that the President's valet, whose duties
include bringing the President his Diet
Coke, tested positive for Covid-19. How
many Diet Cokes does the President
reportedly drink each day? |
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A ) |
1 |
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B ) |
2 |
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C ) |
3 |
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D ) |
12 |
| Hint: it's less than a baker's dozen. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Rips George Bush's
Call for Unity
“Unity will kill me!” he tweets. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Belarus Ignores
Pandemic, Holds WWII Victory Parade
No social distancing, but strict
adherence to hemline rules. |
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