| PEOPLE |
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Survey: Majority of People
in 33 Countries Trust Xi,
Putin More Than Trump
And not just shithole countries. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Companies Plan
Many Concerts Featuring Holograms
of Dead Stars
Already, Buddy Holly's hologram (shown)
is demanding more money. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Fired Boeing CEO to Receive
More Than $60 Million
Although his golden parachute might
not operate properly. |
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Report: Businesses, Consumers
Paying “Approximately 100%”
of Trump Tariff Costs
Conclusion: China, other countries paying
“approximately 0%” of tariff costs. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Astronomers
Discover Gaseous Structure
9,000 Light Years Long, 400
Light Years Wide
Estimate it would take 100
trillion trillion Tums to get
rid of it. |
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 Billionaire
Richard Branson's Virgin
Galactic Spaceship Unveiled
to Public
He hopes to someday make space flight
affordable to the average millionaire. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 In our year end review we
mistakenly identified this photo as
"President Trump's head photoshopped
on Rocky Balboa's body." In fact, the
body belongs to Befuddled Dink, to whom
we address our most sincere apology. |
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