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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 9 - 15, 2019
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TRAVEL
Hoteliers Race to Be First in Space
Already training undocumented immigrants to clean in zero gravity.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Muhammad on List of 10
Most Popular Boys' Baby
Names for First Time

It replaces Jesus.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Students Appreciate
Teachers Who Employ Comedy

Don't appreciate two drink minimum.
 
ART
Banana Taped to Wall Fetches $120,000 at Miami Art Auction
Winning bidder would have paid more had it been “a little riper.”
FEATURE
President Trump has said he “doesn't know” all but one of the following. Which one?
A )Lev Parnas
B )Jeffrey Epstein
C )Prince Andrew
D )Gordon Sondland
E )Tiffany Trump
Hint: it's the only one he really “doesn't know.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Half of All Phone
Calls Robocalls

To be safe, only answer every other call.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Outrage: Polar Bear Spotted Sprayed With Graffiti
After it wandered into the subway.

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