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PEOPLE
Book: President, First Lady Have Separate Bedrooms on Separate Floors in White House
They see each other “whenever they're on camera.”
 
MEDIA
Survey: Average Adult Will Watch More Than 78,000 Hours of TV
That works out to thirty-two hours a day.
 
BUSINESS
Uber Reports 9 Murders,
58 Car Crash Deaths, 3,045
Sexual Assaults Last Year

“And our IPO tanked,” they add.
France: Parisians Aghast at Appearance of Baguette Vending Machines
Coming soon: gumball machines dispensing escargot.
CONSUMER NEWS
For Holiday, KFC Selling Firelogs That Smell Like KFC Chicken
And chicken that tastes like firelogs.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Crabs Can Navigate and Remember Way Through a Maze
An octopus can solve Rubik's Cube in under thirty seconds.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Average Adult Wakes
Up Grumpy 300 Days a Year

Another survey finds average adult goes to a job they can't stand 300 days a year.
Experts Fear FDA Green-
Lighting Drugs Too Fast

Experts told to “get over it” and “go back where you came from.”

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