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TECHNOLOGY
Jehovah's Witness Robot Goes Door to Door
Preaching the gospel, delivering copies of “The Watchtower.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Parents Believe Children
Should Start Thinking About
Career Path At Age 5

Most popular career paths: princess, fireman.
 
ART
Leonardo da Vinci Had ADHD, Say Scientists
It prevented him from becoming an accountant.
 
NEWS QUIZ
RELIGION
Pope Francis Issues First Law
Requiring Church Officials to
Report Sexual Abuse

Failure to do so could result in transfer to another parish.
 
EDUCATION
New SAT to Assign an “Adversity Score” for Each Student to Compensate for Disadvangates
Though some may game system by paying millions to make their child appear poor.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Farting Trump on Toilet Statue Heads to UK Before His Visit
Where he hopes to hold serious talks.
  MATCH THE TRUMP INSULT WITH ITS INTENDED TARGET
    A) dumb as a rock   1) Hillary Clinton
    B) a low IQ person   2) Jeff Sessions
    C) sleepy   3) Nancy Pelosi
    D) crazy   4) Rex Tillerson
    E) cryin'   5) Pete Buttigieg
    F) crooked   6) Maxine Waters
    G) a mess   7) Joe Biden
    H) Mr. Magoo   8) Bernie Sanders
    I) Mr. Peepers   9) Rod Rosenstein
    J) Alfred E. Neuman   10) Chuck Schumer
 

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