PEOPLE |
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Dozens of
Students, Faculty Walk Out on Mike Pence
Commencement Address
Those that stayed were glued to their
seats literally. |
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TRAVEL |
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Tennessee: National Enquirer
Amusement Park Recreates
Princess Diana's Death
Also featured: Obama's Kenyan birth certificate,
Monica Lewinsky's blue dress. |
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BUSINESS |
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Burger King's Meatless Impossible
Burger Coming to More Cities
Along with their Unfeasible Fries. |
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Paris: Fake Masterpieces to
Go Up for Sale at Auction
Chance to buy a Renoir at Xavier Cugat prices. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Some Wasps Capable
of Logical Reasoning
Some WASPs are not. |
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Report: DNA More Important to Personality,
Exam Results, Future Income Than Upbringing
Even if your father gave you $413 million. |
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Advances in
Artificial Intelligence Could Lead to
Joke- Writing Robots
Netflix has ordered 1500 robot-written
comedy pilots. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Eating Processed Foods
Leads to Weight Gain
Control group that ate nothing but fresh
fruits and vegetables did much better
than group that ate nothing but Twix. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Dome Containing Nuclear Waste
In Marshall Islands Cracking
Due to Rising Seas
Fortunately, Energy Secretary Rick
Perry is a terrific dancer. |
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