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CONSUMER NEWS
  Costco Offering $6,000 Doomsday Food Kit for Family of Four That Lasts One Year
After one year they can emerge from their bomb shelter and pick up another kit at Costco.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: 20% of Millennials Think Climate Change Will Cause Extinction of Humanity During Their Lifetime
But think government action a “job killer.”
 
EDUCATION
Survey: 9 In 10 Children Don't
Know Bananas, Strawberries
Grow on Plants

Think they're pebbles, or loops.
 
SPORTS
Popular NFL Draft Broadcast
By ABC in Primetime

Nation rapt by large, muscular African-American men getting auctioned off to billionaires.
FEATURE
In the United States there are now a record 1.5 million:
  A ) Teachers
  B ) Doctors
  C ) Nurses
  D ) Prisoners
Hint: what are you in for?
 
POLL
84% of Americans Support Marijuana Legalization
Compared with 48% just two weeks ago.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Twenty Democrats Officially
Declared for 2020

Some well known, some vaguely familiar, some don't even have a recent picture.

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