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PEOPLE
Speaking to NRA, Trump Praises Robert E. Lee, Defends “Very Fine People” Description of Nazis
And pays tribute to “those brave Kamikazes.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“Jeopardy” Champ Wins More Than $1 Million
Along with the home version of the game.
 
BUSINESS
Billionaires Gather to Discuss
Fate of Capitalism in Face of Growing Wealth Disparity

Agree they should tip more.
Facebook Expects $5 Billion
Fine From FTC

“Fortunately,” says Mark Zuckerberg, “I have it on me.”
FAA Certifies Google's Wing Drone Delivery System
It can begin delivering items under a certain weight, like guns, drugs, etc.
SCIENCE
Scientists Create “Living” Machines That Eat, Grow, Evolve
And eventually get old and crotchety.
Report: Universe Expanding
Faster Than Previously Thought
And No One Knows Why

Also unsure about who, what, where and when.
 
Scientists Produce World's First 3D-Printed Heart
For the ultimate do-it-yourselfer.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
In 2018 Americans Reported Experiencing Stress, Anger, Worry at Highest Levels in a Decade
Not since the Bush administration.
 
FACTOID
Americans Received 48 Billion Robocalls in 2018
You may have received a few million of them.

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