TECHNOLOGY |
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World's Biggest Plane Flies
For First Time
Two fuselages allow for complete
separation of first class, coach. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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New York City's Population Dips for
First Time in Over a Decade
New ad campaign will encourage New Yorkers to
Just Do It! |
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POLITICS |
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Buttigieg Prefers
Being Called Mayor Pete
Hopes to be called President Mayor Pete. |
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SPORTS |
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MLB: League
Tacitly Encouraging Players to Flip
Bats After Home Runs
Flamboyant bat flips lead to retaliatory
beanballs, leading to bench-clearing
brawls, which fans love. |
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FEATURE |
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The Mueller report concluded: |
A ) | Trump was blameless in his behavior. |
B ) | Trump's aides wanted to
commit crimes but he talked them out of it. |
C ) | Trump never even thought
about thwarting the investigation. |
D ) | Trump committed obstruction
of justice many times but can't be prosecuted
because of some unwritten rule. |
Hint: they might want to rewrite that unwritten rule. |
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LAW |
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Kentucky Outlaws Bestiality
To relief of many, new law not retroactive. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Japan: Robot
That Tidies Up Bedrooms Undergoes Tests
Final test: college dorm room. |
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