| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: More $100 Bills in
Circulation Than $1 Bills
Used by 1% to light cigars. |
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| EDUCATION |
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For-Profit Colleges Collapsing
After Obama's Crackdown
Halted by Betsy DeVos
Who explains that losing your tuition money to
conmen, ending up without promised degree,
being evicted from your home is education in itself. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Commissioner Denies Teams Conspired
to Limit Free Agent Offers
“No collusion, no collusion.” |
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NHL Won't Punish Players Who Test
Positive for Marijuana
League says it eases pain of having all
your teeth knocked out. |
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| Trump Criticized
for Never |
 Inviting Women's
Championship Teams to White House
He quickly invites winners of Lingerie League. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How has President
Trump characterized the Mueller investigation? |
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A ) |
A hoax |
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B ) |
A witch hunt |
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C ) |
A witch hoax |
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D ) |
All of the above |
| Hint: yes, he really
did call it a witch hoax. |
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| POLL |
|
64% Believe Trump Committed
Crimes Before Presidency
Many believe he shot someone in
the middle of Fifth Avenue. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Happy Birthday:
Barbie Turns 60
To celebrate, Mattel releases limited edition
Botox Barbie. |
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