| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Facebook Unveils
Video-Chat Screen With Camera That Follows You
Meant as transition from near-total tyranny
of Fahrenheit 451 to total tyranny of 1984. |
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| LAW |
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Kavanaugh Promises to Keep an Open
Mind, Consider all Matters that Come
Before the Court Fairly
“Even those brought by Democratic hit
squads and leftist billionaires
who tried to destroy my family,” he adds. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Singapore Airlines
Brings Back Longest Flight in World:
Singapore to Newark
It had been discontinued because nobody ever
expressed a desire to fly from Singapore
to Newark. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Tells Sports Gambling Sites It
Wants a Cut of Its Revenues
Hires Pete Rose as full-time consultant. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Children ripped from their
parents at the border and thrown in prison are now
showing up in court alone in increasing numbers.
Who will save them? |
| A ) | Trump, who likes his
own children, will save them. |
| B ) | Republicans in Congress,
who are all about family, will save them. |
| C ) | Mike Pence, a deeply
religious man, will save them. |
| D ) | The Tooth Fairy will
save them. |
| Hint: even though she is very busy,
the Tooth Fairy has promised she will try. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Boston Dynamics Unveils Latest
Amazing Human-Like Robot
Raising more questions about just who is
inside the metal suit. |
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