| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Company Embeds
Microchips in Its Employees
Retroactive to 1984. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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France: Theme Park Trains
Crows to Pick Up Cigarette
Butts, Dump Them in Garbage
Trains eagles to pick up smokers, dump them in parking lot. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Jeff Sessions: College Students
“Sanctimonious, Sensitive,
Supercilious Snowflakes”
“With no appreciation for asinine alliteration.” |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Another Hard-Hitting,
Bone-Crunching, Brain-Scrambling
Season About to Begin
Bafflingly, fewer parents letting their kids play football. |
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| ANTHROPOLOGY |
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Amazon Tribe Never Seen by
Outsiders Spotted by Drone
Drone operated by nearby tribe first
discovered last year. |
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| AUTO NEWS |
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 Russian Electric
Car to Challenge Tesla
Has range of 300 miles with included
300-mile power cord. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 California: Surfing
Named State's Official Sport
New state motto: “Narly.” |
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