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Study of Online Dating Finds Women
Want Brains, Men Not So Much
“As long as they can read the
prenup,” says Trump. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Rare Baseball
Signed by Entire First Hall of Fame Class Sells
for Record $623,368
Ball's rarity due to fact they were rarely
all sober at same time. |
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MLB: First Season in History With
More Strikeouts Than Hits
And more scratches than spits. |
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ESPN Won't Broadcast National Anthem
Before “Monday Night Football”
To avoid offending viewers who don't like the First
Amendment or, for that matter, the Emancipation
Proclamation. |
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 Cleveland: Bud
Light Smart Fridge Unlocks Only When Browns Win
When they do, get ready for some really stale, flat beer. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Los Angeles to Install Body
Scanners in Metro Stations
Hopes chance to see other passengers without
their clothes will increase ridership. |
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Report: 11-Year-Old Able to Hack
Into Mock Voting System
No concerns raised until youngster identified
as Barron Trump. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Group Calling
Itself QAnon Pushing Loony Conspiracy Theory
Even Lyndon LaRouche is scratching his head. |
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Report: Hunters Who Donate to
Republicans Get Special Permits to Import Lion Trophies
Making America great again, one lion trophy at a time. |
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