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PEOPLE
Trump Calls Former Aide Omarosa “a Dog”
Will think twice before hiring her for a fifth time.
 
MEDIA
NBCUniversal Launching
Streaming Service That
Pays Viewers to Watch It

Featuring thousands of shows no one would pay to watch.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Blockbuster Billionaire Boys Club Opens to Only $126 in Its U.S. Debut
Despite all-star cast headed by Kevin Spacey.
 
BUSINESS
Pay Gap Widens, CEOs Make 312 Times More Than Workers
That's why they needed that tax cut.
56% of Disneyland Employees
Worry About Being Evicted
From Their Homes

Including Goofy, Geppetto and four of the seven dwarfs.
SCIENCE
Mysterious Russian Satellite's Unusual Behavior Raising Alarm
It seems to always be directly above Trump.
Found in Egyptian Tomb:
3,200-Year-Old Piece of Cheese

“Aged to perfection!” says its finder, who's selling it on eBay.
 
Study: Neanderthals Had Sophisticated Home Life
Dad even had a man cave.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
DHS to Train Students
In How to Stop Bleeding

Middle schoolers will learn triage, high schoolers reconstructive surgery.
 
FACTOID
Americans Use 300 Million
Plastic Straws a Day

Remember to wash your straw before you toss it in the ocean.

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